Scott Olsen loves him some ass. And there is no ass Scotty Olsen loves more than that of fellow Marlins pitcher, Justin Miller. No, not in that way. Olsen merely requested a small spot on Justin Miller’s lower regions where one could possibly put, oh, I dont know, a tattoo of himself.

When Miller signed with the Florida Marlins in 2007, his new teammates were curious, and by his second season with Florida this past spring, one of them even wanted to get in on the action. Marlins pitcher Scott Olsen, who had been pulled over by Florida police the previous summer and charged with DUI before allegedly being shocked with a taser, approached Miller with a proposition of his own. “He wants me to get his mug shot tattooed on my ass. I don’t think that’s going to work,” says Miller. “I don’t think my wife wants to see Olsen’s picture there. So we’re not going to go with that.”

Justin Miller is the same man who has the words “I [heart] Billy Koch” on his butt cheek, courtesy of a bet with the former teammate. He’s the same man who’s forced to wear long sleeve shirts when pitching to cover up his own, personal sleeves.

Seriously, though. “I [heart] Billy Koch” is okay, but a picture of Scott Olsen is going too far?